ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.
(Source: itsxplacebo)
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.
(Source: itsxplacebo)
SO TRUE.
(via zodiacchic)
desperately in need of one right now. i seriously can not deal with this bullshit right now.
acecalhoun (h/t globochem)
acecalhoun (formerly taargustaargus) is shenaniganing again
LOL
Some people are so crazy omg.
(Source: toofetchtofunction)
i want to marry a man who will sing “can’t take my eyes off of you” at karaoke with me - at the top of our lungs of course.
heheheheheheh
(via nonfatvanillamatte)
Alright I guess I should post on this once in a while. What’s new with me?
-My new URL is a play on the language of Newspeak from my favorite book. If you haven’t read 1984, you should
-The new year is going pretty shitty. Watching Netflix without showering has been my favorite activity thus far.
-Men are complete idiots.
-I really really really do not want to start school. Although, I would not mind going back to the dorms.
-TAX SEASON IS HERE. That means I can overcharge my parents and finally pay my tuition.
-Books are ridiculously overpriced.
-I really need some new music in my life.
-I miss Danny already and it’s been 10 days. Pathetic.
-LITTLE BOXES ON THE HILLSIDE, LITTLE BOXES MADE OF TICKY-TACKY. I love Weeds so much. (Dexter too!)